Tell you a secret? Well, which one, I have two major ones. Secret A) major life changer or Secret B) how I really broke my neck.
Let’s go with secret B. At this point, if you have known me for awhile, it is actually no secret that I broke my neck. Very few people really know how though. For awhile, I told every person a different story just for the fun of it. I once told someone I played in a metal cover band, and that we were so “metal” I broke my neck while stage diving. Clearly a lie. I have said I was in a car wreck, skateboarding accident, on and on. But what really happened? Well here goes.
It was my cousins wedding shower, my mom got the bright idea to rent a moon bounce, at this pint, you can probably see where this is going… Anyways, my brother and I were wrestling on it, and he picked me up, and dropped me on my head, thus breaking my neck…
There ya go. It is no longer a secret.